wildflower-pickin-countrygirl:
omg!!! HE SMASHES THE STRAWBERRIES ON THE COUCH FOR HER!!!
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- Junk food, preferably gourmet chips (like red rock deli) and snickers bars
- A hot water bottle
- Cuddles
- And a beautiful man to administer cuddles, reheat my hotwater water and tell me I’m beautiful despite all the junk food I will be consuming
Kali slept on my pillow last night, but at about 5:45 this morning I woke in dire need of redosing myself with painkillers.
Did so and was just falling back to sleep when I became aware that he was moving. Thought that he might be up to mischief and it woke me up, but in fact he had just climbed onto the head of the giant stuffed crocodile I have. Its head was resting on my chest and Kali was now sitting just a couple of cms from my face.
And there he remained, keeping watch over me, not soaking up my heat, for four hours until I again woke and felt the need to roll over, and when I rolled over he simply shifted to sit on my ribs (actually right where my new tattoo is) and would have remained there for goodness knows how long, except that I needed to use the bathroom.
He’s been snuggling on my hand since, until just a minute ago when I opened the blinds and he decided he’d like to go sit on the windowsill.
Men, take note, this is what ladies want when on their period; an understanding, empathic snuggle partner. If only Kali could bring me comfort food and refill hot water bottles then he would be perfect.
Not only do you get to choose the date (and change it if necessary) but for $15.00 per month you get to choose any combination of 30 tampons, pads, and panty liners (choose from Kotex, Playtex, and Tampax). The box will also include chocolate and a gift that will vary from month to month.
genius!
