I actually like the weather, i just don’t like that my house isn’t insulated and is drafty.

pluckyminna:

to make this commonwealth of ours

reknowned of all the lands

what the bloody fuck is this? I know it’s in Canberra and it’s called the ‘Skywhale’ but still, what? A giant inflatable tit-whale? Can someone please explain this to me?

When you live on a barely hospitable desert island that was once a continent-sized penal colony, your life tends to be a little more badass than the average person’s.

Not entirely sure how he got in or how long he’s been there, but just found this fatty living in my roach box.

kunamathesilverfilly:

Australians can’t play the ‘have you ever’ game…

I also had a very interesting conversation on my way home from work with a joint-smoking fellow who needed to buy a landline phone so that his girlfriend can call him from prison.

I think my suburb just became ghetto.

haha, i’ve read this before somewhere, brilliant. But of course it happened in the valley, that place has gone from homeless druggies and diseased prostitues to drunken fuck-heads and their barely-clothed girlfriends over the years, think i preferred it back in the olden days.

Also, i wonder if that was the 199 he was on?

(Source: idiotsonfb)

robotcosmonaut:

Palumpa, Australia - March 2013

via onzo

unfortunately that gorgeous baby is very dead :(

as one of the comments on this story says, if it was menacing your kids then maybe you should be keeping your kids away from the crocodile’s natural habitat.

TATTOOED Queenslanders would have to register their ink with the State Government under a radical proposal to crack down on bikie gang money-laundering operations.

whaaat? dystopian sci-fi novel much?

amporacest:

chiptoony:

little gecko

ANGRY GECKO

JESUS CHRIST 

aw, little chootie! (some kind of knobtail? i don’t know my geckos too well)