Pet hate of the day:
When people ask stupid, redundant questions they already know the answer to.
For example: I just got a new phone and a new sim and thus a new number. Posted on facebook for people to no longer contact me on old number as it will be made void very shortly. Friend asks “No number porting?” … ah yeah, I’m just giving you all a dud number now because I hate you and never want to hear from you again.